Kids

Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids today.
Kids! I don't understand anything they say.
Kids! They're disobedient, disprespectful oafs!
Noisy, lazy, sloopy, crazy, loafers! And while we're on the subject...
Kids! You can talk and talk 'til your face is blue.
Kids! But they still do just what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were, perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?!!

Okay, maybe it's not just today's kids. You see, these lyrics were written for the Broadway musical Bye Bye Birdie which was the hit of the 1959-60 Broadway season!

Nonetheless, the question is more pertinent now than ever before: What IS wrong with these kids today?!! Sheesh!