Happy Holidays!

Do you know that there is only one month when there are no major U.S. holidays?
This is it.
Oh, I know what you're thinking, "What about Mustard Day on the 6th or Creamsicle Day on the 14th?" Let me rephrase the question. Do you know that there is only one month where there are no MAJOR U.S. holidays?
There are more MINOR holidays this month than you can shake a stick at! Here's a partial list: Respect for Parents Day (1), Ice Cream Sandwich Day (2), Watermelon Day (3), Champagne Day (4), Forgiveness Day (7), Bonza Bottler Day (8), S'mores Day (10), Elvis Memorial Day (16), Pencil Day (17), Homeless Animal Day (20), Banana Split Day (25), Rock & Roll Day (27), National Toasted Marshmallow Day (30).
Don't ya think we could make one of the minors into a major? What's this country all about if not three-day weekends?!! I think we should celebrate Toast a Marshmallow on a Pencil, dip it in Mustard and Feed it to a Homeless Animal Day. What holiday do you like?